Wet T-Shirt Contest
sorry, no nipples for ya but we’ve finally got some new merch in stock – here’s the breakdown on the women’s shirts. we’ve got 3 designs – the astral magnet, taj mahal and the west indian logo (and thankfully a great model in mariqueen). the logo shirt on the right is a classic, it’s extra soft and sexy and we’re only making it in one color – heather black with light silver print. the astral magnet design is the image taken from the west indian girl votive candle. the taj mahal design is pretty rad because it’s just our logo without the name.
astral magnet in sky blue — taj mahal in pale mint
as far as the men’s shirts go well there are 3 as well – the astral magnet, the taj mahal, and the famous flying W. the taj mahal in slate grey happens to be my personal favorite (as of this minute) because the printing on it is insane – 3 colors, black, white and grey. rob is wearing it in the pic on the right. im kinda into the fact that it just has the west indian w on it and not our name. i like just having the icon on it – that w is to west indian girl as the tongue is to the rolling stones. my man sean mosher-smith designed this shirt as well as our icon… we love that guy. anyway, as far as the other shirts go check out chris’ and mark’s titties below.
the flying W in brown — the astral magnet in red
the astral magnet happens to be the OG of our t-shirt line by the way. the first run of shirts with this design was white on black and only 30 were made. george “the hardest working man in showbiz” abi-hanna is rockin this design below. we love george… [note to virgin records...pay him more money].
george on his honeymoon in brazil
SO, “where do i get one” is what you must be asking. well, right now the answer to that question is your shit out of luck. haha, well, sort of…yeah you are unless you go to our shows you cant get them yet. if the guy working on our site (todd calvert) ever fucking finishes our our store page you will be able to get them online but for now…sorry charlie —F.TEN
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Hello mammaries!
I think if everyone had a body like that girl who modeled that shirt the world would be a brighter place.
Well, body and smile.
-Regina
hi regina – i agree, but she’s not just any girl…she’s the girl in west indian girl and her mammaries brighten up our live show tremendously. hey, have we met cos i dont remammber you.
F.TEN
Oh wow, I was gonna buy 3 of each shirt but since I don’t have ridiculously freakish fake tits like that girl, my natural full C cups are gonna have to pass.
wow… of course you’d be anonymous…
freakish and fake? quite the contrary… my waist is just extra small and so is that tshirt. what you see is an hourglass shape stuffed into a shir that’s meant for stick straight types… of course it’s going to look a little out of the ordinary.
i can’t believe someone thinks i have a cosmetically enhanced body when i don’t…
ha… that’s pretty gangster.
thanks.
natural full c cups rule… you shouldn’t hate on your own kind… that’s not very nice.
shame on you.
remember kids – like it says in the profile on the right, we’re keepin it real over here….and that goes for boobs as well. anyway, c cups will rock these shirts…so buy them. hey, chris’ breasts look a bit enhanced how come nobody has mentioned that.
F.TEN
as a proud ex boyfriend, i know they aren’t fake at all.
Mariqueen, people only hate on you because your body is unbelievable. But you know…I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE. Haha. Those were the good old days.
I love you girl!
-P (tustin)
‘ex-boyfriend’ eh? You lucky blighter!
Anyway, the shirts rock. I have been working on the development of my man-boobs for about two years now and I think this is the apparel for me and them.
I shall be monitoring the sit.
Hi! I’m a new fan. Just heard your song on OTH (One Tree Hill) & quickly went to your site. Listened to some songs and immediately went to iTunes to download the entire album. I knew those Pepsi bottle caps would come in handy *wink*
I just want to say I love your music and if you are ever in the NYC area, I’m at your concert!
Oh..please get get him to hurry with the site would ya? O.k. Going to spread your infectious music to the youth….
Hey Bruce – man boobs are the next big fashion trend…lead the way while proudly displaying our logo
Hey Ellie thanx for getting the cd, i hope you like it. we will be in ny around may 22nd or so – i will let you know exactly where and when ok.
F.TEN
where’s mine? been promised all the time…..
whose making promises they can’t keep? F.TEN
it’s not you of course! i would have one already if it’s you!
‘ciang – who is it? ‘F.TEN
pls show this comment to EVERYONE in your group…i’d be very surprise if that person will not recognized me
will do ‘ciang – i’ve now changed my name from F.TEN to ‘F.TEN. what kind of shirt would you like?
Nice shirts but doooods –
how do I get one there’s no link in your store?
Looking forward to Fisherspooner.
Clayton
hey clayton it’s been a while. how you doing? fischerspooner is gonna be great. the store is gonna be up soon…hopefully by next week. sorry about that. F.TEN
i know i could count on you ‘f.ten.
i want the black shirt worn by your gorgeous model-mariqueen. i definitely won’t look like her but having one that she wears is good enough for me. also can i have one more – the red one in xlarge for dear dad? i had a big laugh today & you know why. thanks. sssshhhh.
‘uknow – your order is being processed. wear it with pride. ‘F.TEN
I’ve seen them, touched them, sucked on them. Definitely real C cups!!!
HA!
Why do bitches hate!?
Soul Sister
Hey I need to purchase candles..2 of each color and um two shirts, the black or is that grey? & mint taj mahal. Q knows my size. Italian, is it possible for Q to get them for me and I’ll give her the mula when I see her today.
If not, it’s cool, I’ll just wait for the next show.
of course soul sis
Ftalian
Hey, who made the design on the shirts?
a little monk living in a village on a mountain range in Bhutan sent me the original designs for the t-shirts. i sent them to my friend sean who works at virgin records and he then hooked me up with the final designs…it was all quite magical. the little monk just sent me another design and it has an elephant on it…the next t-shirt design is going to kick ass.
F.TEN
i cant wait for that monk to get me the designs for the shirts! i know he is walking here but he is taking forEVER. SMS
i think my monk had some computer problems…word is they are having server problems on the little mountain top cave he works out of.
F.TEN
I wanted to know what size shirt I should order I wear an xs at most stores that I shop at. I am pretty small. Do your sizes run small?
yes – they run small – our xs are really tiny so if you like tight shirts then shop here.
F10